My Runaway Socks And Their Socksual Adventures
Oh no, not again!
My socks have gone astray
Into the washing machine, they’ve been whisked away
Leaving me with a mismatched pair to wear
I shuffle along, feeling quite bare
One black, one white, it's quite the sight to see
But I can’t help but laugh at my own misery
I check the drum, but they’re not inside
My socks are on an adventure, it seems, far and wide
Maybe they’re climbing mountains or sailing the seas
Or maybe they’re just lounging somewhere with ease
My socks may be lost, but they’re still out there
So I have let them go, let them roam and explore
And when they return, they’ll have tales galore
Of all the fun they had, and the sights they saw
And my feet will be happy once more.